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    after 40 years of marriage

    a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
    the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in
    quite some time.
    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
    moving down past the small of her back.
    He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down
    over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
    past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently
    over
    her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her
    inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He
    continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped,
    rolled over and started to watch the tv.
    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
    loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'



    He said, 'I found the remote'.

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    You speakin about a personal experience then?

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        #4
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5
          Originally posted by Dessy View Post
          Originally posted by MrsB View Post
          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
          I know laughter is infectious but it's not a competition.
          Last edited by Neil Young; 13-11-08, 05:57 PM. Reason: To add smiley to enhance tone of voice by making post sound less bloody miserable
          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            Good spot!
            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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              #7
              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
              I know laughter is infectious but it's not a competition.

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                #8
                Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                  #9
                  :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
                  Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                    #10
                    :loser:
                    Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                      #11
                      I done it on purpose smegface
                      Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                        #12
                        I know! hence my smiley that doesn't work... nevermind I'll stop stalking you now
                        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                          #13
                          yeah **** off

                          please dont, it's comforting to be honest.
                          Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                              #15
                              now you're just being silly
                              Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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