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    #1

    Best PMT Question Ever

    Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light Bulb?

    Woman'sAnswer:

    One!

    ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fk'n house knows HOW to change a fk'n light bulb! They don't even know that the fk'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fk'n DAYS before they figured it out.


    And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

    But if they did, by some miracle of God,Actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fk'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME FK'n SPOT!!!!!

    AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FK'N HOUSE!!

    IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE FK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry.

    What was the question?
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    #2
    How many of your jokes does it take to make me laugh? When I finish counting I'll let you know.
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      #3
      Originally posted by victor barry View Post
      How many of your jokes does it take to make me laugh? When I finish counting I'll let you know.
      Can you count you ****in retard?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Dessy View Post
        Can you count you ****in retard?
        Have you got PMT?
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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          #5
          Originally posted by victor barry View Post
          How many of your jokes does it take to make me laugh? When I finish counting I'll let you know.
          Your Logic test was fantastic, though. Post of the year

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