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    No Speak English

    A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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    What were you thinking?????





    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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    #2
    Why didn't he go with her on the first day?
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      #3
      She could have just pointed at the selection in the counter
      We come not to play.

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        #4
        Originally posted by looprevil View Post
        Why didn't he go with her on the first day?
        Originally posted by Imy View Post
        She could have just pointed at the selection in the counter


        Or if her fingers were fat, she could have used them as part of her demonstration
        Last edited by Joe King; 28-11-08, 04:18 PM.

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          #5
          Originally posted by looprevil View Post
          Why didn't he go with her on the first day?
          Well quite. Or he could have coached her on what to ask for or even written it down for her to show the butcher.

          Originally posted by Imy View Post
          She could have just pointed at the selection in the counter
          That would be more convenient but long-term she's going to have to get to grips with the language so if they're thinking ahead then I think my first suggestion would better for everyone.


          Anyway. why is she going to the butcher three days in a row? Natman, are you seriously trying to tell us they haven't got a fridge? Yet she's buying a relatively expensive cut of chicken on the second day. It just doesn't add up.

          Personally, I don't believe a word of it.
          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            Well quite. Or he could have coached her on what to ask for or even written it down for her to show the butcher.


            That would be more convenient but long-term she's going to have to get to grips with the language so if they're thinking ahead then I think my first suggestion would better for everyone.


            Anyway. why is she going to the butcher three days in a row? Natman, are you seriously trying to tell us they haven't got a fridge? Yet she's buying a relatively expensive cut of chicken on the second day. It just doesn't add up.

            Personally, I don't believe a word of it.
            in january we were doomed.

            in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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              #7
              Ohhh I see....very good...

              and there I was thinking he was going to get his cock out on the counter

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                Well quite. Or he could have coached her on what to ask for or even written it down for her to show the butcher.


                That would be more convenient but long-term she's going to have to get to grips with the language so if they're thinking ahead then I think my first suggestion would better for everyone.


                Anyway. why is she going to the butcher three days in a row? Natman, are you seriously trying to tell us they haven't got a fridge? Yet she's buying a relatively expensive cut of chicken on the second day. It just doesn't add up.

                Personally, I don't believe a word of it.
                "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                  #9
                  The local butcher is also a thing of the past. She is more likely to have headed to a Tesco. Like Neil, I'm calling bull**** on this one.

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                    #10
                    I was thinking "Here we go... bet the butcher gives her chipolatas"

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                      #11
                      Ok got my coat

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Natman View Post
                        Ok got my coat
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fan65 View Post
                          Ohhh I see....very good...

                          and there I was thinking he was going to get his cock out on the counter

                          Yeah...me too. That's why you chose Canada. He only spoke French. But erm...well...
                          "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



                          "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

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                            #14
                            Following the thread of her impressions why didn't she just get the butcher's cock out? Then she would have got the sausages for free.
                            One tit for another.

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                              #15
                              I guess you don`t want your cock out while handling a butchers knife
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