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    #1

    a jehovas witness

    gave me an advent calender today



    **** me i opened the first door and there were 2 of the *******s standing behind it
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    #2
    Originally posted by elvoz View Post
    gave me an advent calender today



    **** me i opened the first door and there were 2 of the *******s standing behind it
    ha ha ha. i like it
    in january we were doomed.

    in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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      #3
      Seriously flawed joke, given that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas and therefore do not give Xmas presents and neither would they give a gift which is of a festive nature.
      White liquid in a bottle = Milk

      Purslow = C*nt

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        #4
        My old dentist opened the door on Christmas day one year and there was Jehova's witness at the door so the joke isn't that flawed.
        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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          #5
          But surely that just backs up Dhav's point that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas and treat it just like any other day.
          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            But surely that just backs up Dhav's point that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas and treat it just like any other day.
            Yeah fair enough, but that doesn't mean that other people don't. I've got nothing against Jehova's witnesses but they shouldn't be bothering people on Christmas day knowing full well that they are celebrating it.
            Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


            Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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              #7
              Don't get an advent calendar from Woolworth.

              Can't get to the chocolates.

              Apparently all the windows are boarded up.

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