In this season of good cheer I would like to extend the hand of friendship to our cousins along the M62 
So here is a little song I have been working on; it's not finished yet
To the tune of...
"We wish you a merry Christmas"
Here we go...
"Whiskey nose hits the bottle, whiskey nose hits the bottle,
whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Anderson's a runt; Rat face boy is a cunt.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Fletcher is quite thick; O'shea is a prick.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Tevez is a gyppo; Rios got duck lippo ( ****! off!
)
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Scholes is a mong; Berbatov's just wrong.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Giggs is a fanny; Rooney shags your granny.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Right, that's all I can think of in my 'merry
' state... anyone else?

So here is a little song I have been working on; it's not finished yet

To the tune of...
"We wish you a merry Christmas"
Here we go...
"Whiskey nose hits the bottle, whiskey nose hits the bottle,
whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Anderson's a runt; Rat face boy is a cunt.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Fletcher is quite thick; O'shea is a prick.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Tevez is a gyppo; Rios got duck lippo ( ****! off!
)Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Scholes is a mong; Berbatov's just wrong.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Giggs is a fanny; Rooney shags your granny.
Whiskey nose hits the bottle, Ronaldos a queer.
Right, that's all I can think of in my 'merry
' state... anyone else?

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