A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
>>
>> She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the
>> house told her
>> they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin
>> bath in front of the
>> fire.
>>
>> 'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to
>> darts', she said,
>> so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
>>
>> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match,
>> the woman
>> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
>>
>> She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any
>> pubic hair and
>> told her husband when he came home.
>>
>> He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week
>> I'll leave a gap in the
>> curtains so that you can see for yourself'.
>>
>> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed,
>> the wife
>> asked, 'Do you shave?'
>>
>> 'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never
>> grown any hairs down there. Do
>> you have hairs?'
>>
>> 'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her
>> great, hairy muff.
>>
>> When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see
>> it?'
>>
>> 'Yes', he said. 'But why the hell did you have
>> to show her yours?'
>>
>> 'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all
>> before.'
>>
>> 'I know', he said, 'but the f*cking darts team
>> hadn't'!
>>
>> She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the
>> house told her
>> they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin
>> bath in front of the
>> fire.
>>
>> 'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to
>> darts', she said,
>> so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
>>
>> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match,
>> the woman
>> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
>>
>> She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any
>> pubic hair and
>> told her husband when he came home.
>>
>> He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week
>> I'll leave a gap in the
>> curtains so that you can see for yourself'.
>>
>> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed,
>> the wife
>> asked, 'Do you shave?'
>>
>> 'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never
>> grown any hairs down there. Do
>> you have hairs?'
>>
>> 'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her
>> great, hairy muff.
>>
>> When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see
>> it?'
>>
>> 'Yes', he said. 'But why the hell did you have
>> to show her yours?'
>>
>> 'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all
>> before.'
>>
>> 'I know', he said, 'but the f*cking darts team
>> hadn't'!
Fkin nice one 
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