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    I love you too..............

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
    He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
    couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
    kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this
    guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
    time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
    neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells
    you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
    very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

    His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
    He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
    Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.'
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    'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

    Bill Shankly.
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