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    Top Tip: No.1

    The best way to smuggle drugs is to place them up a dog's arse.

    That way, if the sniffer dog suspects anything, the officials will think its just getting to know the other dog.

    Tip No.2

    When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again.

    This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back.
    Last edited by Paul.S; 29-01-09, 06:20 PM.
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone
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    Top Tip No.3

    Ignore the tips from the Reaper, they don't work!
    Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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      #3
      Tip No. 4

      Put The Reaper on ignore.

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        #4
        Tip 5... merge his posts

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          #5
          Tip 6 - Call him Victor.. he likes that apparently.
          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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            #6
            Last edited by Reaper; 29-01-09, 09:28 PM.
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
              Top Tip: No.1

              The best way to smuggle drugs is to place them up a dog's arse.

              That way, if the sniffer dog suspects anything, the officials will think its just getting to know the other dog.

              Tip No.2

              When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again.

              This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back.

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