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    Marrying a hooker!

    A woman who had been on the game for the last five years & was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night, decided to tell her hubby that she caught it climbing over a fence.
    After an hour in bed in with her, the hubby said "Just how far across the ****ing field were ya before ya realise it was caught?"
    Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

    #2
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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