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    nelson mandela

    is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
    when he hears a knock at the door.
    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
    clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car parts

    Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man",

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

    This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want
    these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
    and says:
    "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

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    Pretty good by your standards Voz
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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