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    Blonde Teacher

    Blonde Teacher

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher. (This in itself should ring alarm bells)

    She notices a boy in the playing field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
    She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
    'You ok?' she says.
    'Yes,' he says.
    'You can go and play with the other kids you know', she says.
    'It's best I stay here,' he says.
    'Why?' says the blonde.
    The boy says: 'Because I'm the goalkeeper!!

    #2
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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