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    A young man

    A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
    lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
    to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
    Him.

    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
    eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's
    go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
    against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

    Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your
    ears.'

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
    breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
    butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

    How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

    Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you
    heard someone coming.... that was me.'

    #2
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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