Two Scousers go into a pub....

[Vermilion]

Two Scousers go into a Pub,

One White lad one Asian lad, go up to the bar and the barman asks what can i get you lads,

the white lad says.. er i'll av a lager tops thanks,
the bar man asks his mate..how about you lad,
he answers...ok, leave me side'ies..No 1 on the sides and back No 2 on Top please,

Bar man says to the white guy..wtf is he on about..
he answers..just give him a guiness fella.

20 mins later the bar man comes over...Alright lads, can i get you another..

White guy says..aye ok then i'll have another lager tops please,
Barman asks his asian mate...How about you son,
Asian lad answers...leave the top, No2 on the sides and back and tidy me side'ies.

Barman asks the white guy..Your mate here what's going on,
White lad says....just ignore him and give him a guiness.

Half hour passes and the barman sees they've nearly drunk up so approaches and asks...another one lads..

White guy..mmmm ok you've twisted me arm, give us one more lager tops,
Barman once more asks his friend...how about you,
the lad answers with...give us a short back and sides, trim the top but leave enough at the front you know..to flick my fringe like.

Barman...Ok Ok i've had enough of this..is he taking the piss or what..

White guy answers...Nah mate he's not...
it's just that

he only speaks Urdu.

[Tee]

At first it was...

Then I got it!!

[Vermilion]

At first it was...

Then I got it!!

Heard it last night, was thinking while listening what's this cunt on here, is this going be racist ****, i was pleasantly surprised on hearing the punch line.

[Tee]

Sounds right when I read it back in a scouse accent... urrrrdooooooooooo!!!!!!! (Hope that is right lol!!)

[Joe King]

Sounds right when I read it back in a scouse accent... urrrrdooooooooooo!!!!!!! (Hope that is right lol!!)

Errdoo.

[Aza]

Didn't see that one coming

[MrsB]

At first it was...

Then I got it!!

Took me a while too!

[Helios Creed]

his other mate used to spit all over you when he talked - he spoke Flemish.