A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches
> I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'
> 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
> His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to
> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
> "I do not have a headache,
> I do not have a headache,
> I do not have a headache."
> Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.'
> 'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
> His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
> in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the
> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?'
> Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home,rips off his
> clothes,picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
> her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> before.
> His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'
> The husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back.'
> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> better than the first time.
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.
> Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
> With that,he goes back in the bathroom .
> This time,his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees
> him standing at the mirror and saying ....
> She's not my wife
> She's not my wife
> She's not my wife
>
> His funeral service will be held Saturday...
>
>
> I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'
> 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
> His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to
> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
> "I do not have a headache,
> I do not have a headache,
> I do not have a headache."
> Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.'
> 'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
> His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
> in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the
> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?'
> Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home,rips off his
> clothes,picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
> her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> before.
> His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'
> The husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back.'
> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> better than the first time.
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.
> Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
> With that,he goes back in the bathroom .
> This time,his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees
> him standing at the mirror and saying ....
> She's not my wife
> She's not my wife
> She's not my wife
>
> His funeral service will be held Saturday...
>
>
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