MILKING MACHINE
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived
when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So,
he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic. Soon, he realised that the equipment
provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realised that he couldn't remove the instrument from
his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how
to disengage himself.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!). "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry sir" replied the customer service rep, The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons, have a nice day.....
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived
when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So,
he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic. Soon, he realised that the equipment
provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realised that he couldn't remove the instrument from
his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how
to disengage himself.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!). "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry sir" replied the customer service rep, The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons, have a nice day.....
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