A woman's sat at a table in a bar, legs spread wide open. A man wanders up.
Man: I can see your Noel Edmonds, love.
Woman: What?
Man: Your err, your Noel Edmonds.
Woman: I don't follow.
Man: I can see your bearded **** you dozy mare.
Man: I can see your Noel Edmonds, love.
Woman: What?
Man: Your err, your Noel Edmonds.
Woman: I don't follow.
Man: I can see your bearded **** you dozy mare.
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