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    #1

    swine flu

    i think ive got it..

    rashers all over me




    should be ok they say there is an oinkment for it



    me mate told me you only get it if youve come into contact with pigs



    jack tweedy will be twitching then
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    #2
    hahahaha
    Originally posted by fah-q
    Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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      #3
      Swine was clearly too confusing for the Star, who's frontpage headline was instead -


      "PIG FLU"

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paul.S View Post
        Swine was clearly too confusing for the Star, who's frontpage headline was instead -


        "PIG FLU"
        So that's the pigs may fly pun done. Any others?
        Like blood on iron

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          #5
          Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.
          "That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.

          Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

           Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender

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            #6
            How it all started!
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            Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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              #7
              Just been on the phone to the NHS Helpline to find out more about swine flu, but all I'm getting is crackling.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Originally posted by Elvoz View Post
                i think ive got it..

                rashers all over me




                should be ok they say there is an oinkment for it



                me mate told me you only get it if youve come into contact with pigs



                jack tweedy will be twitching then
                Think you'll be fine mate, if you had it you'd have a stye in your eye by now.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                  Just been on the phone to the NHS Helpline to find out more about swine flu, but all I'm getting is crackling.
                  That is truly appalling
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    #10
                    i put the first joke as my facebook status and had 23 replies of other pig related jokes, some good ones
                    Originally posted by fah-q
                    Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                      #11
                      i think ive got pig flu coz i am covered in rashers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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                        #12
                        no more sossyjizz for you then
                        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                        Justice urged on my high artificer;
                        My maker was divine authority,
                        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                        And I endure eternally.
                        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                        And like that… he's gone

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                          #13
                          Wife calls hubby "I've ran out of petrol and i am scared of filling up due to the swine flu"

                          Hubby says " You daft **** is Mexico not Texaco"
                          You'll Never Walk Alone

                          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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