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    Ricky Hatton

    I've just bought a Ricky Hatton toaster, but I'm takign it back.

    It only does two rounds!



    What's the difference between Ricky Hatton and a £20 note.

    A £20 note usually goes further than two rounds
    Justice for the 96

    #2
    Both those jokes are terrible.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      Yeah, seriously bad jokes.

      The first one doesn't even really make any sense and if it did it's the poorest form of a well worn gag.

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        #4
        Thank **** that Hatton song won't be heard again.. I hope.
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Two lads in a pub talking. One asks "Did you stay up to watch the Ricky Hatton fight?"
          The other replies "Why should I if Hatton cant be bothered to stay up for it"
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Tee View Post
            Thank **** that Hatton song won't be heard again.. I hope.
            There's only 1 ****ing Penchode.
            There's only 1 ****ing Penchode.
            Walking along, singing our song. Walking in a penchode wonderland
            My kebab comes with chilli sauce

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              #7
              Originally posted by saj View Post
              There's only 1 ****ing Penchode.
              There's only 1 ****ing Penchode.
              Walking along, singing our song. Walking in a penchode wonderland
              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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