My Sat Nav must be broken, as everytime I type Chelsea into my TomTom it comes up saying 2 minutes from Rome...............
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Why do women love chelsea?
They can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second!
A chelsea fan walks into a Library and asks for a book on Penalties.
The Librarian says f*ck off you ain't getting one!"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender
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