Austrialian Talking Clock!

[Angryred]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night ,

A drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.






'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.


'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.


'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'


'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'


'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.


'Just watch' he said.


He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.



His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.


Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,


'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!'

[Guest]

[krade]

A man is on holiday in Mexico and he needs to know the time.
He apporaches a local who is sittng next to his Buro.
The Tourist ask " Whats the time please?"
The local looks up grunts and then take the buros balls in his hand has a look at them then says "Tis 3 O'Clock senior" the tourist thanks him and walks off.

Later in the hotel bar he tells an american guest of this remarkable time telling Buro.
The american wants to see this for himself so they go to the same place the next day and sure enough the local is there with his Buro.

The tourists both walk up and the guy says to the local " Whats the time please?"
The local looks up grunts and then take the buros balls in his hand has a look at them then says "Tis 3:30 senior"

The american Tourist checks his watch and is amazed that its the correct time.
He asks the Local if he'd be intrested in selling the Buro for $1000 the local jumps at the chance. The amrican walks off proudly with his time telling buro minus $1000.

The guy asks the local "how did you find a time telling Buro?"
The local says "What you mean time telling Buro?"
Tourist "well you looked at the buros balls and then were able to tell the time"
The local says " is nothing to do with Buro. From where I sit his balls are in way of town clock."