Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and
what has happened.
First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. a Welshman from Ebbw Vale, 37 , struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and
what has happened.
First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. a Welshman from Ebbw Vale, 37 , struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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