Dear Jeremy Kyle

[Stanbull]

Dear Jeremy Kyle I am 15 years old & pregnant and my parents don't know.
They haven't met my boyfriend yet. He is bisexual & is HIV Positive & has Tourettes. He's married and 20 years older than me. He deals drugs and carries a gun, he's just out of prison & lives in a squat and enjoys watching animal porn.











My big problem is how do I tell my parents he's an Evertonian.

[kingfunk]

After Terrorism and Global Warming I think Jeremy Kyle is the bigest threat to humanity and should be disposed of asap.

[Red_Polo]

After Terrorism and Global Warming I think Jeremy Kyle is the bigest threat to humanity and should be disposed of asap.

Quick, somebody sex up a dossier!

Apparently ITV can have the cunt LIVE on our screens within 45 minutes.

[cadmium]

Quick, somebody sex up a dossier!

Apparently ITV can have the cunt LIVE on our screens within 45 minutes.