Read this!
This is by far the funniest thing I've read for ages, all about a 3 some that went wrong.
http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FO...1&pageNumber=1
http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FO...1&pageNumber=1
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"If Gerrard continues to play up front, leaving this lack of creativity and intelligence in Midfield, the season WILL be over by Xmas."
I still don't think we'll finish in the top 4 this season."
FatTony 24/08/09
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quite easily one of the funniest things i have read in a long time.......if not ever!!!
great find
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. -
Horrific but funny
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haha ****ing brilliant hahahahahai own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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'I could have stuck my whole hand in her cunt and flipped a coin!! '
Hahahahaha"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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brilliant"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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Bulldog is Frank The Tank.
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sounds like a normal tuesday night in bobbys house!!!!!#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?Comment
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don't you mean bulldong?Originally posted by kingfunk View PostBulldog is Frank The Tank.
"If Gerrard continues to play up front, leaving this lack of creativity and intelligence in Midfield, the season WILL be over by Xmas."
I still don't think we'll finish in the top 4 this season."
FatTony 24/08/09
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We come not to play.Comment
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I gotta say I read it and don't believe a word of it. If anything, it's probably a major exaggeration from what really happenedMy kebab comes with chilli sauceComment
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Still funny, whether it's true or not.Originally posted by saj View Post
That rug really tied the room together.Comment
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Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
Does it matter if its real or not? lolI'm a party pooper. The reason why it's not funny is that it is so so so obviously a made up story and he's trying to pass it off as a true story. It's a Newcastle fan who wrote the story so I suppose they can be forgiven for being deludedOriginally posted by Liverpel View PostStill funny, whether it's true or not.My kebab comes with chilli sauceComment
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