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    #16
    Originally posted by The Glove View Post
    Well, it was ace.
    You're on fire today arent ya..

    Well at least ya ****in will be if I get any more lip
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #17
      Maybe the biker don't have a hearing problem but the doctor has a speech impediment and needs vocal coaching.

















      Still not funny though.
      CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP DALGLISH!

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        #18
        Well, that opens up an entirely new joke:
        1;
        A person of no fixed trade, colour or religion goes to the doctor to pretend he's deaf and take the piss out of him.

        Cunt.

        2;
        A guy goes to the doctor.

        The doc, who as a speech impediment which in no way makes him a lesser able'd physician in any way shape or form, says "Can you describe the symptoms to me"

        "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy ******* and Marge is a skinny bird
        with big blue hair!!"

        **** I'm bored! Bloody rain delays!

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          #19
          what a bizarre thread
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #20
            Why the **** would someone who is deaf go to a doctor with a ****in hearing problem?
            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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              #21
              Originally posted by Tee View Post
              Why the **** would someone who is deaf go to a doctor with a ****in hearing problem?
              I dunno, you'd have to ask kev, he proposed this ridiculous scenario I was just trying to make sense of it

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                #22
                Kev didn't have a good joke day yesterday it seems.
                "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Tee View Post
                  Kev didn't have a good joke day yesterday it seems.
                  To be fair I think he fell foul of the frustration caused by no football
                  "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                  Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                  Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                  Justice urged on my high artificer;
                  My maker was divine authority,
                  The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                  Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                  And I endure eternally.
                  Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                  And like that… he's gone

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                    #24
                    *considers moving this thread to the Library*

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                      #25
                      Just when we're getting to the root of the story he's now going into the library as well as the doctors? Did you have to complicate it?

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                        #26
                        My joke shop has closed down, firebombed by the Internet Police
                        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
                          Just when we're getting to the root of the story he's now going into the library as well as the doctors? Did you have to complicate it?
                          Well, I have a vagina.

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                            #28


                            Oh and that was at the thread not the joke

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                              My joke shop has closed down, firebombed by the Internet Police
                              Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                                #30
                                lol.

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