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    The trouble free way to bath a cat.

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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        #4
        Might be difficult for him to 'obtain' the cat in the first place.

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          #5
          I tried this once. However, when i lifted the lid, the cat was no where to be seen.

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            Originally posted by Reaper View Post
            The trouble free way to bath a cat.

            1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

            2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

            3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

            4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
            CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

            5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.

            6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

            7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

            8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.


            Originally posted by Scratch View Post
            I tried this once. However, when i lifted the lid, the cat was no where to be seen.
            Good work.

            Originally posted by fredo View Post
            Might be difficult for him to 'obtain' the cat in the first place.
            We'll get you sooner or later.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              I've come to the conclusion that Neil and Fredo are in fact the same being..

              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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