>>Weight Loss Programme.
>>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5 kg. weight loss
>>program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
>>before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old girl dressed in nothing
>>but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
>>introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
>>sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
>>thought, he takes off after her. A few
>>miles later, huffing and puffing,
>>he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up
>>for the next four days and the same thing happens.
>>
>>On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
>>5 kg. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/10
kg
>>program.
>>The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
>>the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
>>neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the
>>door after her like a shot!
>>
>>This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
>>but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and
>>wheeze,
>>so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
>>
>>Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself to discover that
>>he has lost another 10 kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
>>calls the company to order the 7-day/20 kg program. "Are you sure?"
>>asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most rigorous
>>program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>
>>The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
>>this huge, muscular, bodybuilder looking down at him wearing nothing but
>>pink
>>running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:
>>
>>"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."
>>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5 kg. weight loss
>>program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
>>before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old girl dressed in nothing
>>but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
>>introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
>>sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
>>thought, he takes off after her. A few
>>miles later, huffing and puffing,
>>he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up
>>for the next four days and the same thing happens.
>>
>>On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
>>5 kg. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/10
kg
>>program.
>>The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
>>the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
>>neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the
>>door after her like a shot!
>>
>>This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
>>but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and
>>wheeze,
>>so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
>>
>>Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself to discover that
>>he has lost another 10 kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
>>calls the company to order the 7-day/20 kg program. "Are you sure?"
>>asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most rigorous
>>program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>
>>The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
>>this huge, muscular, bodybuilder looking down at him wearing nothing but
>>pink
>>running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:
>>
>>"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."
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