Footballers on Facebook

[Liverpool]

Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
Gareth Barry likes this
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

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Rio Ferdinand feels like a prick after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Dirk Kuyt likes this

[Glenn Hysen]

Ha ha ha, classic!

[Shaggy]

[Reece]

Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

The Lampard one is a bit low though

[Guest]

Flmao

I'm ashamed to be using Facebook.

[cadmium]

excellent

[dave edwards]

[Reaper]

Love it

[Neil Young]

The Lampard one is a bit low though

I know what you mean but ostentatious displays of grief are self-indulgent.

I don't get the Goram one unless it's simply saying he has no friends, which would be understandable. Could you explain it for me, please?

[Reece]

I know what you mean but ostentatious displays of grief are self-indulgent.

I don't get the Goram one unless it's simply saying he has no friends, which would be understandable. Could you explain it for me, please?

When he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, the fans started singing "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

Okay before you say it I realise that schizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder which would make the chant more accurate, but it's still funny nonetheless.

[Guest]

When he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, the fans started singing "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

Okay before you say it I realise that schizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder which would make the chant more accurate, but it's still funny nonetheless.

I think schizophrenia encompasses all the forms of personality disorders.

What can you say about posters impersonating themselves as Pandas, Dogs and Cats?

[-V-]

Genius

[faurelio]

Craig bellamy became a fan of golf

John Arne Riise likes this

[jonnygrunter]

dont get the first one about barry and ferdinand. they been done smoking pot or something?

been out the country for two months so i think i missed something!

[BFG]

dont get the first one about barry and ferdinand. they been done smoking pot or something?

been out the country for two months so i think i missed something!

They both just gifted Holland a goal last night in Amsterdam.