Suicidal joke

[ronanm]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, terrorism attacks,
world war 3, global warming, my retirement savings, Social Security, my job, national health care, and my credit card debt... that I called Lifeline. Got a call center somewhere in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They asked if I could drive a truck - FML

[The Glove]

I suggest Norbert Dentressangle should move out there, clearly thats were the work is.