Traffic Stop

[checkpoint]

Five lads in an Audi Quattro was pulled over on the higway by the police. The cop stated that it was illigal to have as much as 5 people in the car, as Quattro means "four".

The lads insisted that it was registered for five people and Quattro was only the model of the car, but the cop was having none of it.

One of the lads then asked to speak to the other officer in charge. The cop said: 'Sorry lads, he's busy with two other lads in a Fiat Uno......'

[EwarWoo]

[Bender]

Five lads in an Audi Quattro was pulled over on the higway by the police. The cop stated that it was illigal to have as much as 5 people in the car, as Quattro means "four".

The lads insisted that it was registered for five people and Quattro was only the model of the car, but the cop was having none of it.

One of the lads then asked to speak to the other officer in charge. The cop said: 'Sorry lads, he's busy with two other lads in a Fiat Uno......'

[Subby]

[Lee]

Possibly the worst joke I've ever heard.

0/10 on this one.

[Vermilion]

I like it, simple, stupid, daft, and very like our constabulary. .

[Aza]

Lucky it wasn't a Ford Galaxy h:

[Fan65]

Lucky it wasn't a Ford Galaxy h:

Or an Austin Healey 3000

Or a Capri 2.8

[EwarWoo]

Or a Honda Vamos Hobio Travel Dog.

Especially as goats are the only animal which can drive.

[Kenneth]

That is a really **** joke, so much so, it's quite funny.

[Tee]

They should have been in a Fiat Cinquento.

[Icon]

They should have been in a Fiat Cinquento.

Isn't that a coffee?

[Neil Young]

Or a Honda Vamos Hobio Travel Dog.

Especially as goats are the only animal which can drive.

[Neil Young]

That is a really **** joke, so much so, it's quite funny.

It is sh*t and it is funny.

Isn't that a coffee?

That's sh*t too but sadly...

[Shaggy]

That is a really **** joke, so much so, it's quite funny.

Haha agreed. I was so incredulous at its total ****ness, that after a few seconds apathy I ended up laughing.