> >>What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
> >>The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
> >>perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says:
> >>You're next, fatty."
> >>
> >>-------------------------------
> >>Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his
> >>wife is lying in bed reading.
> >>Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
> >>Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
> >>Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
> >>
> >>-------------------------------------
> >>
> >>A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
> >>He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney.
> >>I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for
> free."
> >>Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom
> >>and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
> >>When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I
> >>want to see how you live on $800 a year".
> >>
> >>----------------------------------
> >>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
> >> * 2 litres of low fat milk
> >> * a carton of eggs
> >> * 2 litres of orange juice
> >> * a head of lettuce
> >> * half a dozen tomatoes
> >> * a 500g jar of coffee
> >> * a 250g pack of bacon
> >>
> >>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A
> >>drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
> >>of the cashier.
> >>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> >>stated," You must be single."
> >>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> >>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
> >>She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> >>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk
> >>to her marital status.
> >>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
> >>what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
> >>that?"
> >>The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
> >>The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
> >>perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says:
> >>You're next, fatty."
> >>
> >>-------------------------------
> >>Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his
> >>wife is lying in bed reading.
> >>Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
> >>Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."
> >>Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
> >>
> >>-------------------------------------
> >>
> >>A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
> >>He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney.
> >>I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for
> free."
> >>Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom
> >>and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
> >>When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I
> >>want to see how you live on $800 a year".
> >>
> >>----------------------------------
> >>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
> >> * 2 litres of low fat milk
> >> * a carton of eggs
> >> * 2 litres of orange juice
> >> * a head of lettuce
> >> * half a dozen tomatoes
> >> * a 500g jar of coffee
> >> * a 250g pack of bacon
> >>
> >>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A
> >>drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
> >>of the cashier.
> >>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> >>stated," You must be single."
> >>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> >>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
> >>She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
> >>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk
> >>to her marital status.
> >>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
> >>what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
> >>that?"
> >>The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."