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    If Joseph Fritzl was a wrestler...

    Would his entrance music be "I've got the key, I've got the secret" ?

    #2
    Good God

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      #3
      whats a wrester! - a lazy person who can't pronounce the letter R?
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #4
        Ok ok, a wrestler. Typo doesnt negate the comedy

        Correct it for me, will ya?

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          #5
          what dya reckon reece - correct it or leave it?
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #6
            I'll correct it. It doesn't improve the joke in the slightest mind.

            Oh and it's in the wrong forum.

            This is just rammed full of EPIC FAIL.

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              #7
              Miserable ****heads

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                #8
                That's ****in awful Craig. I've seen Lenny Henry crack better jokes.
                "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                  #9
                  Peasants. The lot of you.

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                    #10
                    I dunno, I think he'd be more likely to go for All in the Family.

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                      #11
                      I just found a book about him, cant have been a best cellar as it was in the bargain basement section
                      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                      Justice urged on my high artificer;
                      My maker was divine authority,
                      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                      And I endure eternally.
                      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                      And like that… he's gone

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                        I just found a book about him, cant have been a best cellar as it was in the bargain basement section
                        Now you're really sinking to a new low level.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                          I just found a book about him, cant have been a best cellar as it was in the bargain basement section

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                            #14
                            He would obviously go for "It's a family affair," by Sly and the family stone.

                            Look for it on youtube; the fellas voice is dead creepy

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
                              Now you're really sinking to a new low level.
                              New to YOU maybe.. I can go way lower
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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