First Picture of Kai Rooney

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[javier_monsterano]

Lol.

[Vermilion]

And i thought it was going to be some silly photo shop effort, where did the picture come from, official release from the Rooneys, or maybe OK or Hello magazine, probably got a few quid too.

He's got his dads ears and eyes, but definately Coleens mouth, he's a big lad too for his age.

[Tee]

And i thought it was going to be some silly photo shop effort, where did the picture come from, official release from the Rooneys, or maybe OK or Hello magazine, probably got a few quid too.

He's got his dads ears and eyes, but definately Coleens mouth, he's a big lad too for his age.

[dave edwards]

And i thought it was going to be some silly photo shop effort, where did the picture come from, official release from the Rooneys, or maybe OK or Hello magazine, probably got a few quid too.

He's got his dads ears and eyes, but definately Coleens mouth, he's a big lad too for his age.

[Assassin]

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FLMAO

[Aza]

He was supposed to be named after the car he was conceived in

[ELNINO 9]

excellent

[Icon]

Lol!!!!!

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[Fivex]

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Kai Rooney berates midwife for failing to add extra womb-time

Wayne and Coleen Rooney celebrated the birth of their son Kai by watching him viciously berate a midwife for failing to add on enough extra time for him to fully enjoy the womb.

Kai Wayne Rooney was born at 2:20pm at Liverpool Women’s Hospital and has already begun to demonstrate the famous Rooney charm.

One hospital worker told us, “It was a beautiful moment, he took his first lungful of air and then launched into a foul-mouthed tirade at the delivery nurse.”

“He might have been nine days overdue, but he clearly didn’t agree with the decision to pluck him from his mother’s vagina.”

“He was even pointing at his wrist - without even knowing what a watch is - so he’s clearly genetically programmed to chastise authority figures at every opportunity, like all Rooneys.”

“If ever there was any doubt he was a proper Rooney, then that one expletive-riddled cry certainly removed it.”

Delighted

Family members are said to be delighted at the birth of Kai, who bookies already have at 150-1 to follow in the family footsteps and marry someone more famous than himself before ending up presenting little-watched shows on ITV2.

The name Kai has also raised speculation as to whether it has any deeper significance than its Hawaiian origin meaning ‘the sea’.

A family spokesperson told us, “Not really. By choosing the three-letter name ‘Kai’, we’re hoping that Wayne will be able to spell it correctly at least half of the time.”

“He’s thinking of getting a tattoo, but someone will have to write it down for him or I’m pretty sure he’ll come back with the word ‘Ikea’ inked on his forearm.”

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Kai Rooney berates midwife for failing to add extra womb-time

Wayne and Coleen Rooney celebrated the birth of their son Kai by watching him viciously berate a midwife for failing to add on enough extra time for him to fully enjoy the womb.

Kai Wayne Rooney was born at 2:20pm at Liverpool Women’s Hospital and has already begun to demonstrate the famous Rooney charm.

One hospital worker told us, “It was a beautiful moment, he took his first lungful of air and then launched into a foul-mouthed tirade at the delivery nurse.”

“He might have been nine days overdue, but he clearly didn’t agree with the decision to pluck him from his mother’s vagina.”

“He was even pointing at his wrist - without even knowing what a watch is - so he’s clearly genetically programmed to chastise authority figures at every opportunity, like all Rooneys.”

“If ever there was any doubt he was a proper Rooney, then that one expletive-riddled cry certainly removed it.”

Delighted

Family members are said to be delighted at the birth of Kai, who bookies already have at 150-1 to follow in the family footsteps and marry someone more famous than himself before ending up presenting little-watched shows on ITV2.

The name Kai has also raised speculation as to whether it has any deeper significance than its Hawaiian origin meaning ‘the sea’.

A family spokesperson told us, “Not really. By choosing the three-letter name ‘Kai’, we’re hoping that Wayne will be able to spell it correctly at least half of the time.”

“He’s thinking of getting a tattoo, but someone will have to write it down for him or I’m pretty sure he’ll come back with the word ‘Ikea’ inked on his forearm.”