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    #1

    Biscuit tin joke

    There’ s been a big bust up in the biscuit tin.

    A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,

    Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband

    Kidnapped Trophy and made a Breakaway in a Taxi.
    The police say Rocky was last seen After Eight in Maryland, Hobnobbing
    with a Ginger Nut.

    Unfortunately they didn’t have a crumb of evidence
    so the Jammy Dodger got away!
    Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


    Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.
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    #2
    Title is a bit misleading isnt it?
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      How many ****ing 's am I allowed to put in a post again?
      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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        #4
        So woeful it's almost............almost amusing
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5
          Its brilliant. Got sent it as a text ages ago

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            #6
            reckon tim vine could make that funny
            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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              #7
              Class isn't it ha ha!!

              Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


              Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                #8
                no but i reckon tim vine could make it funny. that's up there with string theory though as possibly being a ludicrous idea
                Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                  #9
                  i'm a fan
                  'The tide is very much in our court now.'

                  Keegan

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