There's an elderly Jewish man who can't satisfy his beautiful, young new wife. So he goes to the rabbi and asks him what he should do to help her achieve an orgasm. The rabbi says he should find a muscular young man and get him to stand by the bed, waving a towel, while the old man and his wife make love.
The next day, the old man returns. He tells the rabbi he did what he suggested. but his wife still didn't have an orgasm. The rabbi suggests he should try it the other way round and see what happens.
So that night, the husband stands by the bed waving a towel, while the young man makes love to his beautiful, young new wife. And the wife has a room-shaking orgasm. When they're finished, the old man leans over and whispers in the young man's ear. He says, "Hey, schmuck, that's the way you wave a towel."
The next day, the old man returns. He tells the rabbi he did what he suggested. but his wife still didn't have an orgasm. The rabbi suggests he should try it the other way round and see what happens.
So that night, the husband stands by the bed waving a towel, while the young man makes love to his beautiful, young new wife. And the wife has a room-shaking orgasm. When they're finished, the old man leans over and whispers in the young man's ear. He says, "Hey, schmuck, that's the way you wave a towel."
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