Yo Mama is so fat, she turns round and its her birthday!
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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This forum plunges to new depths.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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The Pharcyde are the **** manOriginally posted by PeteBest View PostThis forum plunges to new depths.
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for petrol money!The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles."Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Yo mama is so fat that when she goes down stairs it sounds like Eastenders is finishing.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Yeah, they're not funny.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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