It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. maybe we should wait awhile for
the dust to settle.
I see that America has declared war on Iceland . Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.
It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over
Europe .
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has
insurance scam written all over it.
Iceland , we wanted your cash, not your ash.
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, that's because it's a
no-fly zone.
Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport
who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually".
I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen
sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be
the fallout from Iceland .
Volcano in Iceland . What next - earthquake in Asda?
Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of
dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married
to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.
What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole? The
volcano is still blowing ash…
And last, but not least, a very non pc one: I'm voting for the Icelandic
Volcano Party. It's done more to prevent immigration in the past week than
the Labour party has in the past ten years.
the dust to settle.
I see that America has declared war on Iceland . Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.
It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over
Europe .
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has
insurance scam written all over it.
Iceland , we wanted your cash, not your ash.
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, that's because it's a
no-fly zone.
Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport
who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually".
I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen
sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be
the fallout from Iceland .
Volcano in Iceland . What next - earthquake in Asda?
Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of
dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married
to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.
What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole? The
volcano is still blowing ash…
And last, but not least, a very non pc one: I'm voting for the Icelandic
Volcano Party. It's done more to prevent immigration in the past week than
the Labour party has in the past ten years.
Now hurry up and book a seat to Iceland, and see the AMAZING volcano in action before it stops.*
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