Coleen song

[jh1]

(sung to Dolly Parson's -Jolene)

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your marriage has become a farce
Cos Wayne took prozies up the @rse
When you were 6 months pregnant, Coleen

Wayne's a c*nt who loves a w@nk
Sh@gging grannies and bumming mancs
He's just a dirty blue nose tw@t, Coleen

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

Yoda says to use the force
Take Wayne's money and get divorced
And come back home to Liverpool now, Coleen

You could have your choice of men
Get rid of Shrek and start again
Life would be better then, Coleen

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

[Chrono]

First post

Respect!

[Icon]

Ah, that's so sweet...

[Chrono]

"No Woman No Kai."

[pondus]

"No Woman No Kai."

Simple, easy to learn, hurtful. Love it

[pondus]

(sung to Dolly Parson's -Jolene)

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your marriage has become a farce
Cos Wayne took prozies up the @rse
When you were 6 months pregnant, Coleen

Wayne's a c*nt who loves a w@nk
Sh@gging grannies and bumming mancs
He's just a dirty blue nose tw@t, Coleen

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

Yoda says to use the force
Take Wayne's money and get divorced
And come back home to Liverpool now, Coleen

You could have your choice of men
Get rid of Shrek and start again
Life would be better then, Coleen

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Time to leave Wayne Rooney now, Coleen

You should post more

[Gibbo]

"No Woman No Kai."

[fatistuta]

Who the **** is Dolly Parson?

[lfcchris]

Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty ****ing whore?
It's a thousand pound a night,
And she said that you was ****e.
And you won't be shagging Coleen anymore

[lfcchris]

Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass

[Kenneth]

"No Woman No Kai."

[paulg]

As one newspaper said "Coleen will be expecting an apology. It's a shame that apology will be a huge diamond ring".

[Tee]

"No Woman No Kai."

LMFAO. Post of the year!!

[Reece]

It's not that funny Tee mate

[Tee]

It's not that funny Tee mate

I nearly choked on my tea. It is funny dude.