Various Jokes........some offensive!!

[Rafanomenon]

What do you call a baby with a javelin through its head?
A ke-babby!!


What do you call a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny?
A block of flaps!!


What do chav girls use for protection while having sex?
A bus shelter!!


Whats the difference between a mugger and a peeping tom?
A mugger snatches watches!!

How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?
Pick it up and suck its cock!!

[JRG]

Sick puppy

[Rafanomenon]

but you liked them though!!

[paulcooper4]

What do you call a baby with a javelin through its head?
A ke-babby!!


What do you call a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny?
A block of flaps!!


What do chav girls use for protection while having sex?
A bus shelter!!


Whats the difference between a mugger and a peeping tom?
A mugger snatches watches!!

How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?
Pick it up and suck its cock!!

[Red Chilli]

[NZRed]

Whats the difference between a womens running team and a tribe of pygmies?
One's a bunch of cunning runts!!