In the showers for the first time at Stamford Bridge, Torres sees John Terry's cock, "foooking ell John de siizze of that, no wonder Bridge's wife, she like you yes, but how do you get it so biiig?" Terry says "ah its an old trick mate, when I'm going up the old apples and pears for a bit of hows ya father I whack it against the banister all the way up". Torres goes home that night and starts whacking his dick on the bannister on his way to bed when his missus shouts "John is that you?"
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'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' Shankly -
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Dear God.
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Originally posted by Lee View PostDear God. 
'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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Originally posted by fordy434 View Post
*puts you on ignore*
Sorry man, you've ruined the jokes forum for me
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Originally posted by Lee View Post
*puts you on ignore*
Sorry man, you've ruined the jokes forum for me i aim to please!
'If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.' ShanklyComment
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I laughed.Was muß, das muß.Comment
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