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    Tickle me Elmo!

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

    The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee..

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.



    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
    Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

    #2
    "The main thing wrong with this site is I haven't banned enough people yet, despite having acquired banning powers. I shall be putting this right in the next couple of days. If you haven't yet been banned, you soon will be." - Neil Young

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      #3
      OMFG. That was hilarious
      Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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        #4
        Well that went well
        Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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          #5
          all that for a bollock gag

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            #6
            I read that....I wish I didnt.
            *Except Michael, who died.

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              #7
              Probably best to lay low for a while

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