Just arrived home

[ken dodds dog]

to find a big fat bird grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache,nothing but a fools game"

I thought to myself she's a bonnie tyler

[Fredo]

That's the worst joke I've ever heard.

[Dan]

My girlfriend left me earlier because she says I touch her pasta too much.


I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

[Shaggy]

to find a big fat bird grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache,nothing but a fools game"

I thought to myself she's a bonnie tyler

Although 'bonny tiler' might work better?

[kingfunk]

My girlfriend left me earlier because she says I touch her pasta too much.


I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

My girlfriend left me earlier because she says I'm too close to my family.


I nearly choked on my aunties *****.

[badpiggy]

My girlfriend left me earlier because she says I'm too close to my family.


I nearly choked on my aunties *****.

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria and asks the cook "Can you make me one with everything"?

[smither]

My girlfriend left me earlier because she says I touch her pasta too much.


I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Stolen, thanks