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    #1

    I told my mum

    today I'd opened up a theatre.

    She said "Are you having me on?

    I said, "Well, I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
    Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


    Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.
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    #2
    That's so ****, it's good

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      #3
      One from the Tim Vine rejects pile.
      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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        #4


        Boooo hisss booooo

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          #5
          Terrible isn't it!
          Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


          Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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            #6
            This man must be stopped before a tragedy occurs.
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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
              That's so ****, it's good
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                This man must be stopped before a tragedy occurs.
                Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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