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    Merry xmas darling.........

    An alleged true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder

    His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV camera style view.

    Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.

    After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season. The response is legendary:

    'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for Christmas. I was f***in' raging!'

    It's an absolute classic!
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    'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

    Bill Shankly.

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    ROFL

    Women
    Like blood on iron

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      My wife organized our honeymoon in Paris,as a surprise.World Cup month,I missed the only time we have ever won it.Still wake up in a cold sweat over that.
      "One day the people will understand."

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        Bless.....nice present though im sure he got over it
        When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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          Originally posted by kop-al-74
          An alleged true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder

          His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV camera style view.

          Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.

          After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season. The response is legendary:

          'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for Christmas. I was f***in' raging!'

          It's an absolute classic!

          Heard the same story about 4 years ago and neary every year since. I think its turned into an urban legend, although im sure it must have happened at one point.
          I know its little, but thats David Banner. Just wait untill you see the Incredible Hulk

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