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    "Guts" and Haunted
    While on his 2003 tour to promote his novel, Diary, Palahniuk read to his audiences a short story entitled, "Guts," a sensational tale of accidents involving masturbation, which appears in his book, Haunted. The story begins with the author telling his listeners to inhale deeply and that "this story should last about as long as you can hold your breath." It was reported that forty people had fainted listening to the readings while holding their breath.[19] Playboy magazine later published the story in their March 2004 issue and Palahniuk offered to let them publish another story along with it, but the publishers found the second work too disturbing to publish.[citation needed] On his tour to promote Stranger Than Fiction: True Stories during the summer of 2004, he read "Guts" to audiences again, bringing the total number of fainters up to fifty-three (and later up to sixty while on tour to promote the softcover edition of Diary). In the fall of that year, he began promoting Haunted, and continued to read "Guts". At his October 4, 2004 reading in Boulder, Colorado, Palahniuk noted that, after that day, his number of fainters was up to sixty-eight. The last fainting occurred on May 28, 2007, in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, where five people fainted, one of whom fell and hit his head on the door while trying to leave the auditorium.[citation needed] Since then audio recordings of his readings of the story have been circulated on the Internet. In the afterword of the latest edition of "Haunted", Palahniuk reported that "Guts" had been responsible for seventy-three fainting events.

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      #3
      I had to keep stopping reading it, compose myself and start again, the second story more than the last one made me wince!
      “Me having no education. I had to use my brains.”

      Sir Bill Shankly


      Quote:
      Matt Dickinson ‏@DickinsonTimes
      Terry painfully has to recount to court the song from Liverpool fans about his "mum loving Scouse cock"

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        #4
        That's quite some read
        'The tide is very much in our court now.'

        Keegan

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          #5
          It's bollocks though isn't it

          Sister somehow getting pregnant from spilled spunk in the pool that then finds it's way inside her

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            #6
            Ha! Its fiction.

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              #7
              Started reading the book that its from and it's odd to say the least
              'The tide is very much in our court now.'

              Keegan

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