Comebacks

[Darkon]

Found this quite funny, anyone else have some good comebacks to contribute with?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-smartest-comebacks-of-all-time

[Blind Melon]

I once heard a fat guy in the queue to a nightclub respond to another guy asking him why he was so fat. He said "because every time I **** your mum, she gives me a biscuit" the whole queue pissed ourselves laughing.

[EwarWoo]

I once heard a fat guy in the queue to a nightclub respond to another guy asking him why he was so fat. He said "because every time I **** your mum, she gives me a biscuit" the whole queue pissed ourselves laughing.

That's a classic cricket sledge.

http://javajones.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/cricket-sledging-classics/

[Kenneth]

[fidget]

If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it from your mum's teeth.

[Frenchie]

You're confusing me with someone who actually gives a ****.

[Fosterbloke]

Sorry I don't speak ****wit.

[Subby]

Have you a mobile?
Yes
Good...go phone someone who gives a ****.

[wavydavy]

"You are"