A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
> > >> home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
> > >>
> > >> When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
> > >> his case and stayed on it.
> > >>
> > >> After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
> > >> pointed at him and made him an offer .
> > >> "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
> > >>
> > >> The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
> > >> said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
> > >>
> > >> Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
> > >> went by and he still didn't see her.
> > >> Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
> > >> little out of the corner of his left eye.
> > >> home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
> > >>
> > >> When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
> > >> his case and stayed on it.
> > >>
> > >> After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
> > >> pointed at him and made him an offer .
> > >> "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
> > >>
> > >> The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
> > >> said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
> > >>
> > >> Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
> > >> went by and he still didn't see her.
> > >> Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
> > >> little out of the corner of his left eye.
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