Tearaway turder

[Roboklopp]

Bad business:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/09/serial-pooper-terrorising-texas-neighbourhood-caught-on-camera-4722367/

[meffin]

We've had similar incidents at work, where somebody did a **** in the sink! And somebody also **** in the bin (might be the same person).

[Venton]

They never caught the Phantom ****ter who used to lay fresh turds in the middle of the carriage on trains between Forest Hill and London Bridge. It was murder in the summer.

And this is wrong on so many levels http://www.rollonfriday.com/Default....currentIndex=2.

[Venton]

and I think I posted this before in some Cornish related context http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news...or_third_time/. You'll note from the neck up he's a hipster. You just can't trust them can you?

[Venton]

"masturbated in a muck-spreader"... I think I've seen them at ATP.

[Venton]

I'm also not sure Kelly's ice cream of Cornwall will be too happy with their advert slap bang in the middle of that page either...

[tufty]

only the other day my brother was telling about a lad he knows who went on holiday with a load of mates and one them **** in the kettle on arrival as
" we're only drinking beer "

what a ****

[Roboklopp]

Total ****.

The muckspreader dude is a legend around this office. We often have a daily deviant story.

[meffin]

only the other day my brother was telling about a lad he knows who went on holiday with a load of mates and one them **** in the kettle on arrival as
" we're only drinking beer "

what a ****

#Lad