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    46 things girls cannot do

    46 things a girl can't do

    1 Know anything about a car except its colour

    2 Understand a film plot

    3 Go 24 hours without sending a text message

    4 Lift

    5 Throw

    6 Run

    7 Park

    8 Read a map

    9 Rob a bank

    10 Sit still

    11 Tell a joke

    12 Play pool

    13 Pay for dinner

    14 Eat a kebab while walking

    15 Argue without shouting

    16 Get told off without crying

    17 Understand fruit machines

    18 Walk past a shoe shop

    19 Make a decent bacon sandwich

    20 Not comment on strangers clothes

    21 Use small amounts of toilet paper

    22 Let you sleep with a hang over

    23 Drink a pint gracefully

    24 Get a round in

    25 Throw a punch

    26 Do magic

    27 Like your friends

    28 Eat a really hot curry

    29 Get to the point

    30 Buy plain envelopes

    31 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

    32 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

    33 shopping without telephoning 20 friends

    34 Avoid credit card debt

    35 Dive into a pool

    36 Assemble furniture

    37 Set a video recorder

    38 Not try change you

    39 Watch a war film

    40 Understand why flirting results in violence

    41 Spend a day by themselves

    42 Go to the toilet by themselves

    43 Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

    44 Choose a video quickly

    45 Fart

    46 Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

    #2
    47 Give a proper blow job

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      #3
      Originally posted by paulcooper4
      47 Give a proper blow job
      You got the wrong bird doing it mate.
      2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

      I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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        #4
        Originally posted by brikkis
        You got the wrong bird doing it mate.
        her when she was a baby

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          #5
          ****s sakes coops. And you thought kaip was bad
          2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

          I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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            #6
            Originally posted by paulcooper4
            47 Give a proper blow job
            So guys can you reckon?
            ...
            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sconniee
              46 things a girl can't do
              Cracking list! *

              *another thing they can't do
              ...
              Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bob
                So guys can you reckon?
                yes

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sconniee

                  23 Drink a pint gracefully
                  How the **** can anyone do that? It's a contradiction in terms!
                  Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                    #10
                    47: Take a piss standing up
                    In the life, of a man, there are times and there are seasons.
                    There's a time to surf and there's a time to wax your board.

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                      #11
                      48: Engage in decent footie banter on football forums.
                      If that doesn't get a bite, i'm dammed if i know what will.
                      ...
                      Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bob
                        So guys can you reckon?
                        I've never tried, but I know I could do it better than 90% of the blow jobs I've had.























                        Please nobody ask me to prove it.
                        CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP DALGLISH!

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