A young man called Kaip invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Kaip's flatmate, Rocket, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kaip and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Kaip volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rocket & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Rocket came to Kaip saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Kaip. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE
KAIP
Several days later, Kaip received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH Rocket, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH ROCKET, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT
Reading his mums thoughts, Kaip volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rocket & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Rocket came to Kaip saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Kaip. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE
KAIP
Several days later, Kaip received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH Rocket, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH ROCKET, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT
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