Recording sleep

[Venton]

Mrs Venton once had to slap me to wake me up as I'd pulled the standard lamp down over my mouth and I was auctioning cattle into it. I still can't remember the dream I was actually having.

[Norbs]

Mrs Venton once had to slap me to wake me up as I'd pulled the standard lamp down over my mouth and I was auctioning cattle into it. I still can't remember the dream I was actually having.

[Norbs]

Fear of farting in bed keeps me awake like some sort of anal sleep apnea. Woke myself twice in the night letting off the tiniest of pops and the first thing I did was to listen for Mrs Norbs breathing pattern. She definitely sounded awake but didn't say anything. 3rd fart was a bigger more normal one and I had to get up and so to the toilet. Came back to the standard greeting 'Morning, farty Marty'

Thing is that farting unexpectedly or in bed is embarrassing and I always apologise but she thinks I'm joking around but I really am ashamed of myself

[Norbs]

And this thread's innocuous title could mean people are discovering it weeks late. Badpiggy will be here in late April saying 'how did I miss this!'

[Roboklopp]

Fear of farting in bed keeps me awake like some sort of anal sleep apnea. Woke myself twice in the night letting off the tiniest of pops and the first thing I did was to listen for Mrs Norbs breathing pattern. She definitely sounded awake but didn't say anything. 3rd fart was a bigger more normal one and I had to get up and so to the toilet. Came back to the standard greeting 'Morning, farty Marty'

Thing is that farting unexpectedly or in bed is embarrassing and I always apologise but she thinks I'm joking around but I really am ashamed of myself

Kin L, it’s like warfare in our house. One of us will fart loudly and collapse in a fit of giggles whistle the other swears and looks pissed off then the other will respond in kind.

As for the thread - only Slinks hahaha.

[Norbs]

Kin L, it’s like warfare in our house. One of us will fart loudly and collapse in a fit of giggles whistle the other swears and looks pissed off then the other will respond in kind.

As for the thread - only Slinks hahaha.

I used to fart freely but Mrs Norbs has never farted in front of me, despite having a reputation for being a quite a pro according to her family

I think I prefer it this way tbf

[Buzzo]

Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? I’d literally never sleep if I couldn’t let the odd bit of gas out. I’m not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring

[Venton]

Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? I’d literally never sleep if I couldn’t let the odd bit of gas out. I’m not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring

That's not a sleep fart. That's a woke fart.

[Slinky Skills]

Some ace posts on here haha!

[Norbs]

Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? I’d literally never sleep if I couldn’t let the odd bit of gas out. I’m not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring

If I get a gurgly tummy before dropping off I know I'm in for a restless night because I just can't relax..

I mean, I'm a farty person. Possibly the only thing I'm above average at. When my partner met my mum my mum told her I had a problem and that it wasn't too late to get out while she could

[Saveloy]

If I get a gurgly tummy before dropping off I know I'm in for a restless night because I just can't relax..

I mean, I'm a farty person. Possibly the only thing I'm above average at. When my partner met my mum my mum told her I had a problem and that it wasn't too late to get out while she could

That's not true Norbs you're good at cocktails and awnings too. And Est posting some of the time.

[Roboklopp]

Aye defo one of the elite Esters. (Way about Ranson or McVey for example).

Nah, can’t really keep them in, terribly farty individual. And missus farts with great pride when she does. In fact literally just as I typed that

[Norbs]

Aw shucks. You guys

[Shaggy]

Does anyone do this? I've been doing it for months and some the **** it records is hilarious haha! Here's a few I've download lol.

https://bit.ly/38QsHto

https://bit.ly/3qW7CEd

https://bit.ly/2MEm9Gh

https://bit.ly/36arxHQ

https://bit.ly/2Yfsr1j

The 3rd one

[wiw]

Weirdo

Hey I didn't know there were farts at that point. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!